1 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,720 A lot has changed since I went inside. 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,039 armed with weapons of mass destruction. 3 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,000 No-one listens to trance any more. 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,839 There might be life on Mars. 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,359 You can share with the world who you are. 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,040 Once you figure it out, that is. 7 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,320 The third wave of feminism is in full swing. 8 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,640 You can even change your gender on your passport. 9 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,600 And me, the real me... 10 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,799 well, that's moved on, too. 11 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:36,960 Oh! 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,519 Hey up. 13 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,519 But some things will never change. 14 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,999 Oi, show us your arse again, duck. 15 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,719 Aye-aye, blondie! 16 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,559 That's fuckin' Byron. Oi, you gay boy! Oi! 17 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,079 - Oi. - Oi, you chopped your dick off yet, you tranny? 18 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:52,520 Like the dickheads round here. 19 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,799 It's 8:59, you sod. Are trying to give me a bloody heart attack? 20 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,559 Sorry. 21 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,759 Here you are. 22 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:02,960 It's from Birmingham. 23 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,840 Go on, then. My nerves can't take it! 24 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:14,280 This has to be the year I finally, finally get out of Hucknall. 25 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,280 Oh, my God, I've got an interview! 26 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,000 Ohh! 27 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:37,880 Fuck. 28 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,840 Fuck! OK. OK. 29 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,079 Oh, well, he's not right for you, 30 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,719 - is he? We know that. - Hey. Mum. 31 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,160 Mum? Lisa? 32 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,520 Hi. 33 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,719 C-Can I call you back? 34 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,440 OK, bye. 35 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,520 OK? You look stressed. 36 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,120 Er, no, I'm fine. 37 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,480 I have an interview at Birmingham. 38 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:17,919 - Oh, you don't. - Yeah. 39 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:20,279 Oh, dead proud of you. Well done. 40 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,639 Thanks. 41 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,200 Are you going looking like that? 42 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,800 What will they think of you? 43 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,879 Well, I... I don't care what people... 44 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,879 Well, you should care what people think. 45 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,519 Cos you're not going to have any mates. 46 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,559 People are cruel. 47 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:37,960 You're going to be on your own. 48 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:47,200 Er, th-that's just work calling me now. Erm... 49 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,960 Hi. Hi, yeah. 50 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:57,240 On Friday? Yeah, I can do that. Yeah. 51 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:04,040 Definitely impressive that you continued your studies while... 52 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,399 away. 53 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:11,719 But while your English results are, well, good, 54 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:17,200 your other subjects are fairly poor. 55 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,679 So, why did you pick Birmingham, erm, Byron? 56 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,119 I, er... Well... 57 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,799 Well, Birmingham's got an amazing English course. 58 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,160 And, plus, it's not too far from my grandmother's house. 59 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,560 All right. All right. 60 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,959 And do you have anything else you'd like to say 61 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,680 to further your application? 62 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,480 I really want this. 63 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:53,880 Right. 64 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,400 OK. 65 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,279 Thank you. 66 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,160 If you could you show him out, please? 67 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:09,039 Er, th-thank you so much. 68 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,999 For your time, thank you. 69 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,360 I can get it, thanks. 70 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,359 I know you've been ignorin' me, Die, but I'm ready to forgive you. 71 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,879 Forgive me? For what? 72 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,319 I don't know. Where should we start? 73 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,159 How's about ignoring my calls while I was rotting away in prison? 74 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,079 Yeah, Byron, you hurt me. 75 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,720 No, we hurt each other, Die. 76 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,880 I was sick of everything being about you, Byron. 77 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,719 I just needed some space to... just... 78 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,120 figure out my own shit. 79 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:51,039 Like dressin' like a girl in the day time? 80 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,559 Yeah. 81 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,239 You look good. 82 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,119 Thanks. 83 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,160 You too. 84 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,360 Thanks. 85 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,520 I, er, I tried phoning Sash, but the line was dead. 86 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,679 Yeah. 87 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,479 I haven't heard anything from her. 88 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:09,520 And Bev? 89 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,679 Well, last I heard, she moved to Benidorm. 90 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,759 What? 91 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:17,919 Met a woman. 92 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,119 Fuck off, she ain't! 93 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,639 Are you joking? She's a lesbian? 94 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,919 Yeah, she fucking did! 95 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,759 Babe, I knew she liked fucking leather a bit too much, 96 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,879 I'm tellin' you. 97 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,279 Erm, I better get going. 98 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,559 I've got an audition. 99 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,799 What, are you dancin' again? 100 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,160 Well, I'm trying to. 101 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,519 How's about we get a coffee, after your audition? 102 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,920 For old time's sake. 103 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,640 Look, Byron, I've had to move on. 104 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,800 Maybe you should try it, too. 105 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,519 All right. 106 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,760 See you. 107 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,640 Yeah, it's the one with the hair, yeah. 108 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,039 Here you are. 109 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,679 What, you've brought your own pens? 110 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,639 Er, they're called dabbers. 111 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:20,079 Now, listen, concentrate, because my mate Shirley, 112 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,879 she won 20 quid last week and she hadn't got a full line, 113 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,559 so we reckon they're getting lazy. 114 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,959 - Really? - Mmm. 115 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,079 Thank God for Shirls. 116 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,319 Hello, hello, everyone. How we all doing? 117 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,639 You all right, Caroline? 118 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:32,760 Is that a new blouse? 119 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,879 What a beautiful bunch we've got here tonight. 120 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,479 Oh, my God. 121 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,879 It's exciting, ain't it? 122 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,559 Number 39, those famous steps. 123 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,079 Three and nine, 39. 124 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,439 - Concentrate. You've got it. - Yeah. OK. - Here. There. 125 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,319 Next up is number 31 - get up and run. 126 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,639 - Yes! Yes, there. - Number 31 - get up and run. 127 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,599 Number 19 - goodbye, teens. 128 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,079 Yes. Yes, yes, yes! One and nine - 19. 129 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,239 Yes, yes. Yes, yes. You've got it! 130 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,599 All right, now, at number 40 - life begins. 131 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,079 Four, zero. Hey, that's a line. 132 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,119 Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! 133 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,879 - Here y'are, duckie. - Wait, Mommar. - Here y'are. 134 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,199 The lovely ladies on table two - 135 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,039 - can we get a check on that? - Yeah. Here! 136 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,519 No, it is. Look, look, look. 137 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,800 Here y'are, duckie. 138 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,239 It's 50 quid, that, Byron! 139 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,639 We have a winner. 140 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,439 Yes! Ha-ha, ha! 141 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,080 50 quid! 142 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,720 Oh, God. 143 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,439 You look different. 144 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,040 What, bad different? 145 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,960 No. 146 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,439 What you been up to? 147 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,399 Not seen you around for ages. 148 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,759 Well, I've just been... hanging out. 149 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,559 Goin' to work. 150 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,640 How about you? How long you been in bingo? 151 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,120 Couple of months. 152 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,680 Thought I needed to get a proper job, so... 153 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,799 I've got me own place now, too. 154 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,120 - Oh, wow. Congrats. - Thank you. 155 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,080 Listen... 156 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,240 do you fancy sticking around for a drink? 157 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,800 I get coupons. 158 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,359 Well, the thing is, Max, 159 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,640 I've got to be up early to receive a handy man. 160 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,680 Is that right? 161 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,920 Well, you've got my number... 162 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:55,599 don't you? 163 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,160 I've got to think about unblocking you first, don't I? 164 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,799 Oh, dear! 165 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,239 Oh, give me your bag. 166 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,079 I want to count my winnings! 167 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,240 Oh, my God. 168 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,680 You promised me you were on the straight and narrow after prison. 169 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,439 No more trouble. 170 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:45,599 What you on about? 171 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,439 I mean your mum and Steve, they must have let you down, 172 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,559 but I've always tried my best. 173 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,200 Mommar, what you talking about? 174 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,199 I found it in your bag. 175 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,639 Oh, my God. 176 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,039 There's nowt funny about smack, Byron. 177 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,919 I've seen the documentaries. 178 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,000 Mommar, I love you, but you are a daft cow. 179 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,759 It's hash. 180 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,679 It's not heroin! 181 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,479 Go on, sniff it. 182 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,839 Go on, sniff it! 183 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,959 Well, what does it do? 184 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,039 Oh, why? You interested now, are you? 185 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,480 You want to try some? 186 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,839 Go on. 187 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,840 Trust me, you've had stronger cups of tea. 188 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,800 I'm not takin' bloody drugs! 189 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,800 Here y'are. 190 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:42,239 - How come you haven't got a man, Mommar? - Oh! - Or a woman? 191 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,679 Oh, God, I can't be doin' with all that. 192 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,239 I'm too old. 193 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,360 It's funny. 194 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,559 You go to sleep mindin' your own business 195 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,159 and then you wake up and you... 196 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,760 You're gone 50. 197 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,320 It's... Time flies. 198 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:01,639 We should travel the world together, Mommar. 199 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,239 Aw. 200 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,360 Yeah, that sounds lovely. 201 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,280 Mommar, I didn't get into Birmingham. 202 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,400 I messed up my interview. 203 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,320 I don't know, sometimes I think... 204 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,679 maybe I should just give up. 205 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,359 Bugger 'em. Eh? 206 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,720 I'm proud of you. 207 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:39,080 ♪ You are all I need 208 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:46,279 ♪ You're all I need 209 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:51,040 ♪ I'm in the middle of your picture 210 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,240 ♪ Lying in the reeds 211 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:30,880 ♪ It's all right, it's all right. ♪ 212 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,839 Well, actually, it does say in the small print 213 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,840 that you are liable for property taxes. 214 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,640 Mm-hm. Yeah. 215 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,360 My man... 216 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,719 Yeah, my manager's here, actually. 217 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:58,399 She's just sat right next to me, and she LOVES property taxes. 218 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,879 She's going to figure it all out for you. Thank you so much. 219 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,960 Hello, Samantha speaking. 220 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,360 Yep. How can I help? 221 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,520 Can I just take a surname, please? 222 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,359 Sam! Sam, Sam, Sam! 223 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,519 Look who it fucking is! 224 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,199 Just one moment. 225 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,599 - Yep. Sorry, one more time. - Oh, I've fucking found you. 226 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,639 - Excuse me? - Yeah, babe, got to go. 227 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,959 I'm so sorry. 228 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,760 - You lunch isn't until 12:30! - Yeah! 229 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,520 All right! 230 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,119 Listen, Die, I'm sorry for hurtin' you. 231 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,639 I'm sorry for lying and not being there when you needed me. 232 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,119 I've been a selfish, egotistical slag who didn't understand 233 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,519 what an amazing friend and bad bitch you are. 234 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,679 And, look, babes, I wouldn't be friends with me either, 235 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,239 but please, Die, I am beggin' you, 236 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,279 just give me one more chance. 237 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,559 Come on, Die, we need each other. 238 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,599 Right, what would you do if I told you I found Sasha? 239 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,720 What? 240 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,959 What do you mean? 241 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,319 I'd know those tits anywhere. 242 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,959 Diamond. 243 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,280 Is that fucking Sash? 244 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,800 Come on. 245 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,560 OK. 246 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,239 You go. 247 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,519 Why should I have to...! 248 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,000 Hello. Diamond speaking. 249 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,519 Uh, yo. 250 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,800 It's Michael. 251 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,240 Hiya, Michael. What are you lookin' for, babe? 252 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,679 Ooh. 253 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,519 Erm, I'm looking for, like, tit jobs. 254 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,639 Yeah. 255 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,919 And, like, stuff. And, erm... 256 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,159 Ohh, spankin' and that, yeah. 257 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,239 Say it. Say it. Say it. 258 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,239 Er, yo, Diamond, are you still there? 259 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,520 Oh, you fuckin' dickheads! 260 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,879 Oh, I've been waitin' for this! 261 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,119 Oh, my God! 262 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,199 Sash, are you coming home? 263 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,119 Babes, come back to Notts! 264 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,399 No, I can't, can I? 265 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,879 Babes, you can! 266 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,640 Well, I can't - Bev. 267 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,399 - Babes, Bev's gone. - What? 268 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,599 Baby, she's in Benidorm, she's found a woman! 269 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,079 - Fuck off! - She got a lady! 270 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,159 - No... - Babe, she's a lesbian now, baby! 271 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,199 Hurry up and get your big tits 'ere! 272 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,679 Those big torpedo tits! 273 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,360 Right, get your cock out, I'm on my way. 274 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,839 Oh, go on, then, Aileen Wuornos - how was it? 275 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,199 Did you meet any sexy murderers? 276 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,599 - Yeah, I bet it was like Bad Girls, wasn't it? - Oh! Yeah. 277 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,919 Look, girls, I am tellin' yous, 278 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,119 it was fucking horrible. 279 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,879 Personally I couldn't've done it. 280 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,079 I would have done a Liam and fucking legged it. 281 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,679 You would not catch me dead in there. 282 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,159 Yeah, well, speaking of, have any of you heard off him? 283 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,120 - No. - No, an' I don't want to, either. Trust me. 284 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,879 - Sash? - Hmm? 285 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,719 Did you know she's applied to uni? 286 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,359 No way, you little smart arse! 287 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,479 Oh, thanks. I mean, I did fuck up my interview at Birmingham. 288 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,719 I didn't get in. 289 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,880 Oh. Shall we lighten the mood? 290 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,879 Did you nick them? 291 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,479 No. It's one of the perks of bein' high-end, babes. 292 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,600 Nice hotels - and even better mini bars. 293 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,919 What does a high-end escort mean, Sash? 294 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:12,200 Well, better clients, better money. 295 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,999 All the girls live together. 296 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,799 And we're looked after by this woman called Jan, 297 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,239 and she's dead sound. 298 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,599 - If we don't want to work, we don't have to. - Oh? - Yeah. 299 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,319 Get about 300 a night. 300 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,079 - And even more if I stay over. - Really? - Yeah. 301 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,399 Do you want to keep doing it, Sash? 302 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,919 Oi, we aren't all baby geniuses like you, you know! 303 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,279 Shut up. 304 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,439 And I can't just swan into any old fuckin' Boots, 305 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,639 - can I, and get a normal job? - Mm. 306 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,559 - A girl's got to do what she can to survive. - Mm-hm! 307 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,680 - And I'll drink to that, babes! - Cheers. 308 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,519 - Right. - Right, come on. 309 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,760 Let's get to the chippy. 310 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,999 Don't worry about Birmingham. 311 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,199 There's too many applicants, not enough places - 312 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,999 you know, all sorts of reasons. 313 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,359 But Brighton University were really impressed 314 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,439 with your personal statement. 315 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:58,079 And that's why they want to meet with you for an interview. 316 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,319 - What? - Yeah. 317 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,759 - Are you joking? - No. 318 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,919 - They called me yesterday. - Oh, my God, that's amazing! 319 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,120 It's going to be hard work, but I believe in you. 320 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,439 Right, let's just get this tag off now. 321 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,119 Yes! 322 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,520 I bet you can't wait. 323 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,159 - Oh, my fucking God. - Nice. 324 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,079 What are you going to do to celebrate, then? 325 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,880 Reckon I could stay in this moment forever. 326 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,080 Stupid. 327 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,680 Mommar? 328 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,320 Oh, my God. 329 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,600 Mommar? 330 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,719 Mommar, what the matter? 331 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,839 Mommar, what the matter?! 332 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,959 Oh, my fuckin'... 333 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,800 Mommar! How the fuck... 334 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,559 OK, Mommar. 335 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,040 Mommar, just... Just... 336 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,039 Fuck, I'm going to get help! 337 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,879 Hello. Yeah, yeah. Can I get an ambulance to my Mommar? 338 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,479 She... She's coughing blood. 339 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,160 Fucking quick as you can, please! 340 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:52,760 What have you come as? 341 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,720 You, 20 years ago. 342 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,199 Where is she? 343 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,559 She's in there. 344 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,239 She's getting bloods and an X-ray. 345 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,719 What happened, then? 346 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,479 She left bleach down the bog too long. 347 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,679 Fumigated herself. 348 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,920 Are you joking? 349 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,880 Bloody hell. 350 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,080 I hate hospitals. 351 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,159 Last time I were 'ere, 352 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,119 you where having your tonsils out. 353 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,639 Made them give them to me - 354 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,400 I didn't want to leave without all of you, felt bad. 355 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,680 You can sit down, you know. I've not got Aids. 356 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,160 That's the least of my worries. 357 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,440 Didn't used to be, let me tell you that. 358 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,159 You're fuckin' unbelievable. 359 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,200 Don't swear. 360 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,160 Mommar's in there and all you can go on about is this. 361 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,599 I am just tryin' to get my head around it all, all right? 362 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,679 It's not easy for me. 363 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,439 Oh, do you think it's a fucking walk in the park for me? 364 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,399 - I think it's a phase. - Oh, an 18-year phase? 365 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,879 Good one, Lisa. 366 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,079 Sorry. 367 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,800 Are you Josephine's daughters? 368 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,959 She's just had her CT scan. 369 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,639 Right. 370 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,680 Which revealed a number of tumours in her lungs. 371 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,879 Er, ♪-sorry, can you... Can you just say that again? 372 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:33,599 Everything suggests that this may be an aggressive form of cancer. 373 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,880 Is she dying? 374 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,640 She may not have a lot of time. 375 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,960 She'll be able to come home, though, right? 376 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,079 S-Sorry, I... I don't understand. 377 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,840 She... She was fine two days ago. 378 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,400 You all right, Mommar? 379 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,440 Good. 380 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,440 Do you want a yoghurt? 381 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,640 I got us two. 382 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,079 Oh, bloody 'ell. 383 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,719 You've got your Brighton interview today, haven't you? 384 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,959 No, Mommar, it's tomorrow. 385 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,719 My coach is at 10am. 386 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,399 Oh! 387 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,879 That's excitin', isn't it? 388 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,119 Hey? Are you ready for it? 389 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,440 I don't want to leave you, Mommar. 390 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,759 Hey. 391 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,199 Oh, my God. 392 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,879 Hey, listen here. 393 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,239 Oh, God. 394 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,560 You're not messin' up your life because of me. 395 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:59,039 You go home and you sort yersen out for tomorrow, all right? 396 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,240 Can I just... 397 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,760 Hi. 398 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,959 Cheers. 399 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,120 Cheers. 400 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,199 Do you want something to eat? 401 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,480 No, thanks. 402 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,200 Erm, I can't stay long. I was just in the area. 403 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,120 So do you live here alone, then? 404 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,600 Yeah. Yeah, I like it. 405 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,999 I couldn't believe it when I saw you here now. 406 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,879 Like a mirage. 407 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,280 Proper blast from the past. 408 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,999 So, er, what happened to your fella? 409 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,159 What, Tom? 410 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,920 Think I just needed to get under someone to get over you. 411 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,479 There's been loads of Toms. 412 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,079 Only one you, though. 413 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,720 God, whatever, Max. 414 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,320 I mean it, Byron. I'm fuckin' serious. 415 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,440 I was a fucking idiot lettin' you go. 416 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,720 I should've taken that beatin' from your dad. 417 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,040 You know, I could never go to uni, me. 418 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,560 Too much like hard work. 419 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,560 It's the only way I can get out of this place. 420 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,880 We could always try things again. 421 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,560 Could move in here. 422 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:35,159 Get a few plants, make it nice. 423 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,640 Give it a woman's touch. 424 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:46,920 Come here. 425 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,840 Oh, God, look at the time. 426 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,039 I should go. I've got to get up early in the morning. 427 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,439 No, no. 428 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,000 Stay a little bit longer. 429 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,240 I'm not letting you go yet. 430 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,920 We have a winner. 431 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,039 When's that... When's that thing? 432 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,640 Are you off to Brighton? 433 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,440 Oh, God. 434 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,959 These have seen better days, ain't they? 435 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,080 Oh, yeah. They're not mine. 436 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,160 So you're still workin', then? 437 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,680 Er, sometimes. 438 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,759 Surprisingly, bingo callin' don't pay much so... 439 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,080 Yeah. 440 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,560 You're 22 now, aren't you? 441 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,599 Yeah. 442 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,479 It's not exactly where I thought I'd be. 443 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,880 Me either. 444 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,080 I can still get you work, you know. 445 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,759 The only thing them dirty fuckers like more than jailbait 446 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,440 is a boy who looks like a girl. 447 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,119 Er, look, Max, I've... 448 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,479 I've got to go. 449 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,199 My Mommar, she's in hospital, so I just need to... 450 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,680 I'm sorry, I didn't realise. 451 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,639 Yeah, erm... 452 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,319 I'll, er, ping you a text, OK? 453 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,759 All right. 454 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,799 See you later. 455 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,160 Bye. 456 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,600 You look beautiful. 457 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,319 Thank you. 458 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:52,360 Mm. Just like your mam w-when she was your age. 459 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,880 Don't think she would be to happy about that. 460 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,519 Now you budge up, you've got a guest. 461 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,639 You'll always get to come on the bed. 462 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,960 Come on. 463 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,640 How did your interview go? 464 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,799 Yeah. 465 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,079 Yeah, it went well. 466 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,439 Ah. 467 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,080 I reckon I got it. 468 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,799 Hmm. 469 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,319 That's good, duckie, isn't it? 470 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,800 Yeah, it's good. 471 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,400 You're a beautiful girl, eh? 472 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,400 Who's a beautiful girl? 473 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,439 Fucking 'ell. I can't believe she's actually going, babes. 474 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,720 I'm so sorry. 475 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,640 I know this is... This is grim. 476 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:05,680 Do you remember her birthday? 477 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,000 She had the time of her bloody life, didn't she? 478 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,360 She looked gorg, as well. 479 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,959 God, girls, I can't believe this is happenin'. 480 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,520 I've got no-one else left. 481 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,319 Yes, you do, babes. 482 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,560 You've got us. 483 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,599 Come here. Come here. 484 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,200 You've always got us, Byron. 485 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,560 Love you, girl. 486 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,920 Some people say that those passin' look down on you as they depart. 487 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,960 It might be comfortin' to look up when she goes. 488 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,800 I'll leave you. 489 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,360 - Just let me know if you need anything. - Ta. 490 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,040 What is this fucking music? 491 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,520 Apparently the hearing is the last thing to go, so... 492 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,679 Well, I'm not bein' funny, Mum, 493 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,400 this is going to fucking finish her off. 494 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,520 Hey, Mommar, it's just me. 495 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,319 You know what's funny? 496 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,960 I've spent so long being so angry with her. 497 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,400 I thought she were weak. 498 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,560 But then I look at my own life and I get it. 499 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,120 I've made the same mistakes as her. 500 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,520 You mean Steve? 501 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,440 She were just scared. 502 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,119 Doesn't matter how much you want to protect someone that you love, 503 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,200 when you're scared, you're just stuck. 504 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,200 I love you, Mum. 505 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,320 And I'm so sorry. 506 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,559 You can go now, Mam. 507 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,000 No, wait, don't go. Don't go. Don't go. Don't go. 508 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,759 Mommar? 509 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,320 I just want to say you are the best mommar in the whole world. 510 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,240 And I wouldn't be here without you. 511 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,039 And I love you so, so much. 512 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,160 I love you so much. 513 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,640 I don't think she's breathing. 514 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,840 Mum? 515 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,840 Hi. We don't... We don't think she's breathing. 516 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:02,840 OK, let's see. 517 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,040 Mum, what's this? 518 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,839 What? 519 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,239 Why've you packed her favourite dress? 520 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,359 Why are you taking things OUT the bags, Byron? 521 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,959 We're meant to be packing. 522 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,199 You know, I'm sorry, I just... I just don't understand 523 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,799 why everything's got to be a fucking rush. 524 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,079 It's her whole life in here. 525 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,479 Yeah, I know, but the council have given us a month. 526 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,959 You need to be thinking about 527 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,439 where you're going to sleep, as well, Byron. 528 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,000 I've been thinking about that, actually, and I... 529 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,639 I've been thinking, 530 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,039 if Bobby didn't mind, 531 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,119 that maybe I stayed with you for a bit. 532 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,239 No, I don't think that's going to work. 533 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,559 Because Bobby's son, he's on his holidays now for six weeks, 534 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,320 so I think it'll be confusing for him. 535 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,480 Why would it be confusing for him? 536 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,719 Sorry, I don't... I don't understand what you mean. 537 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,639 I don't understand why it would be confusing 538 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,120 for Bobby's son for me to stay. 539 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,480 Cos it is. 540 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,839 It's exactly what I said, it would be confusing for him. 541 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,359 Well, why can't you just say to him 542 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,440 that you've got your daughter staying for the summer? 543 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,760 I'm not saying that. 544 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,160 I can't say that. 545 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,799 Why can't you say that, Mum? 546 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,079 Why can't you just say you've got your daughter stay... 547 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,559 I don't want to go there. 548 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,519 OK? I don't... I don't want to do this with you. 549 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,759 OK? Just pack it in now, Byron. 550 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,879 I can't fucking bear to be around you for five more fucking minutes. 551 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,440 You are a sick excuse for a mother, do you know that? 552 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,599 What I wouldn't fuckin' give for another minute with Mommar. 553 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,881 What? So you can tell her that you let her down again? Eh? 554 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,320 That you're stuck here, just like your mam? 555 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,880 Oh, sorry... 556 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,680 The water doesn't work in the kitchen. 557 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,560 - Just going to have a piss, all right? - Yeah, OK. OK. 558 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,439 Byron, it's Alison. 559 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,439 Listen, I've just had a call from Brighton University. 560 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,039 They've offered you another interview date, 561 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,799 based on the extenuating circumstance 562 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:28,999 of your grandmother's death. 563 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Now, it's in a few days, so very short notice. 564 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,279 Some moments in life are a fork in the road. 565 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,999 A chance to say, "You know what? Fuck it. 566 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,479 "I want more than this. 567 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,919 "I can BE more than this. 568 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,599 "I can be a pop star. 569 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,040 "I can be a model." 570 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,759 I mean, fuck's sake, it's the noughties. 571 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,759 I could be the first transsexual on the fucking moon! 572 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,639 I can make Mommar proud. 573 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,559 Or at the very least... 574 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,640 I can try. 575 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,840 And what would you say is your greatest achievement, Byron? 576 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,680 Being sat in front of you, right now. 577 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,879 Look, I'm not going to lie to you, 578 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,559 I've made some big mistakes in my life. 579 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,599 In fact, I've messed up more times than I can flippin' remember. 580 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,560 And I've blamed other people... 581 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,040 when, in fact, it were me. 582 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,400 My fault. 583 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:42,639 But I've always felt, ever since I was young, 584 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,560 that I had this light inside of me. 585 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,599 And I know it sounds proper corny, 586 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,840 but I've always felt like it was my job to protect that light. 587 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,159 And while there were a couple of times recently 588 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,120 where I felt like that light might go out, well... 589 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:01,600 it didn't. 590 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,080 I made it. 591 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,040 And I'm here. 592 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,479 And, look, Julie, I don't know what I'm going to do, 593 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,839 or how I'm going to do it, 594 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,760 but I'm going to do summat amazing with my life. 595 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,480 I can promise you that. 596 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,519 All right, Byron? 597 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,880 All right, you little slag? 598 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,839 Girls, guess what? 599 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,959 What? 600 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,239 I've got some news. 601 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,159 - God, what you done? - Are you pregnant? 602 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,399 I got into Brighton. 603 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,599 What?! 604 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,679 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! That's so great! - Ow, get off! 605 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,559 Fucking hell, Byron! What, Hucknall's finest, yeah?! 606 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,399 And I've been thinking - 607 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,359 why don't we go together? 608 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,159 What, to bloody Brighton? 609 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,319 Yeah. 610 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,919 Er, Die, you're always saying you hate it here, 611 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,519 how much of a fucking shithole it is. 612 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,319 Yeah, but it's my shithole, thanks. 613 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,999 Look, I've got a future here, babes. 614 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,159 - I don't want to leave. - What, are you nervous? 615 00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,919 - Are you pussying out, Byron? - Are you shitting yourself? 616 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,719 - You're shitting yourself! - Not fucking pussying out. 617 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,920 Shut up, you rats. 618 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,600 Girls. 619 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,559 Do you think we'll be OK? 620 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,479 Yeah, course. 621 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,679 Look, babes, we've got to do our thing here, 622 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,120 and you've got to go and make your Mommar proud. 623 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,799 Right, come on, you emos. 624 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,920 Let's get some shots. 625 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,520 Oh, my God, look at her! 626 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,279 What's your name? 627 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,479 Lady Die, but it's Die with an E, babes. 628 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,479 My mommar's a Joe with an E, like a man. 629 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,879 Oh, yeah, is your mommar a transexual? 630 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,520 What's a transexual? 631 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,440 You'll soon find out in here, duckie! 632 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,240 Here y'are, I got you something. 633 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,119 Er, I had it made a bit smaller, 634 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,080 so it should work. 635 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,039 Byron, I... I... 636 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,159 Look, I'm still really struggling to understand all of this, OK? 637 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,400 But I, you know, I... I really want to understand, so... 638 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,280 Anyway, I'm going to try. 639 00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,360 I do love you. 640 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,040 Yeah, I know. 641 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,080 OK. 642 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,480 Take that with you. 643 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,480 OK. 644 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:18,640 Was it you... 645 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,320 who phoned Alison about Mommar, got me the interview? 646 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,959 Er, no. No. 647 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,920 I don't know what you're talking about. 648 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,560 Be careful. 649 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,399 Promise me. 650 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,680 I promise. 651 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,479 Go on. You let me know when you get there safe. 652 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,040 Yeah, I will. I will. 653 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,519 Mum? 654 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,200 I love you. 655 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,799 There's something about the sea. 656 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,119 Cos even if you've never seen it before, 657 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,959 even if you've never heard it, 658 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,400 the sound of the waves still make sense. 659 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,080 Like it's waiting for you. 660 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,400 I reckon there's got to be summat waiting for all of us. 661 00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,480 And we can have the life we deserve if we dare to. 662 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,200 You know? 663 00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,999 Maybe that's why we grow out of playing truth or dare. 664 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,959 Cos you come to realise 665 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,480 you really can't have one without the other. 666 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,520 Hi. I'm John. 667 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,399 Hey. 668 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,159 If you could be seated... 669 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,440 I'm Paris. 670 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,319 Right, good morning, and welcome to Brighton. 671 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,199 ♪ Girls can wear jeans 672 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,119 ♪ Cut their hair short 673 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,759 ♪ Wear shirts, boots 674 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,520 ♪ Cos it's OK to be a boy 675 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,559 ♪ But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading 676 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,080 ♪ Because you think that being a girl is degrading 677 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,759 ♪ But secretly, you'd love to know what it's like 678 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,160 ♪ Wouldn't you? 679 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,080 ♪ What it feels like for a girl. ♪